elwurd:

found these on the ready player one list of references

aokileaf:

astroboyomegafactor:

*gives u one of these*

Thank you

(Source: im-cavenoire-on-twttr)

c0ffeekitten:

strawberryspoons:

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

znivinz:

Selling a priceless artifact for $50

znivinz:

Well darn tootin, that be a big iron you got there, pardner.

znivinz:

Is it night classes or…?

znivinz:

I guess updated for the Internet